Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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