I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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