i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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