He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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