Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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