Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
no, he came in my armpit
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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