is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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