I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i believe in u and ur pee
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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