I cockslap morals
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
No stitches, just platelets and will power
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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