he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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