plz talk dirty to me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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