I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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