My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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