i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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