So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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