South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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