so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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