it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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