doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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