so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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