think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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