Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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