ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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