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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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