just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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