Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
we're so committed to being not committed
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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