There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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