I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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