Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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