what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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