I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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