We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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