my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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