we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
