yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
my poor anus
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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