Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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