For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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