three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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