pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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