Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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