soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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