if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
