But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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