so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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