i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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