Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm always down for nudity.
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