I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
accomplished twins. life is a go
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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