What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The best revenge is premature balding
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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