are you so shy because you have an std?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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