4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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